Monday, October 25, 2010

From Gillian

Nice Guy:                                                              Bad Boy:

CALLS EVERY DAY                                                CALLS ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS
-10 for being desperate                                      +10 for even calling

MAKES A DATE TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCE         CALLS AT LAST MINUTE FOR A DATE
-10 for being too available                                 +10 for being popular

HAS A STEADY JOB                                              UNEMPLOYED
-10 for being ordinary                                        +10 for being artistic,
                                                                               anti-establishment
 
WANTS TO MEET YOUR BEST FRIEND               WANTS TO DATE YOUR BEST FRIEND
-10 for trying to toady his way                        +10 for making you jealous
into your life

WANTS A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP                   CAN'T MAKE A COMMITMENT
-10 for not having found one with                  +10 for being a challenge
anybody else

GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO PLEASE YOU         ONLY PLEASES YOU WHEN HE FEELS
-10 for being dependent                                   LIKE IT
                                                                              +10 for independence

TAKES YOU TO EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS      WANTS YOU TO COOK FOR HIM
-10 for making you wear panty hose               +10 for eating your food

EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN YOUR WORK       EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN HIS WORK
-10 for asking too many questions                 +10 for making you a good listener

TALKS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS                            NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS
-10 because his feelings are never               +10 for allowing you to fantasize
in sync with yours                                             about how he feels about you

BRINGS YOU ROSES FOR NO REASON           NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN
-10 for making you feel guilty                        +10 for honesty
for accepting gifts

ALWAYS DRESSES NEAT AND CLEAN              DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CLOTHES
-10 for always wearing geeky jeans             +10 for looking great naked

TELLS STUPID JOKES                                        TELLS STUPID JOKES
-10 for boredom                                               +10 for making you laugh

*BONUS POINTS*                                              *BONUS POINTS*
+10 for driving a nice car                               +250 for being a great kisser

*TOTAL SCORE*                                                 *TOTAL SCORE*
Nice Guys: -110                                                  Bad Boys +370



And the bad guy wins! Everyone should become Sephiroth!
From a female friend's blog. Feel kinda weird for a guy to post this, but it felt semi-true.