From Gillian

Nice Guy:                                                              Bad Boy:

CALLS EVERY DAY                                                CALLS ONCE EVERY TWO WEEKS
-10 for being desperate                                      +10 for even calling

MAKES A DATE TWO WEEKS IN ADVANCE         CALLS AT LAST MINUTE FOR A DATE
-10 for being too available                                 +10 for being popular

HAS A STEADY JOB                                              UNEMPLOYED
-10 for being ordinary                                        +10 for being artistic,
                                                                               anti-establishment
 
WANTS TO MEET YOUR BEST FRIEND               WANTS TO DATE YOUR BEST FRIEND
-10 for trying to toady his way                        +10 for making you jealous
into your life

WANTS A SERIOUS RELATIONSHIP                   CAN'T MAKE A COMMITMENT
-10 for not having found one with                  +10 for being a challenge
anybody else

GOES OUT OF HIS WAY TO PLEASE YOU         ONLY PLEASES YOU WHEN HE FEELS
-10 for being dependent                                   LIKE IT
                                                                              +10 for independence

TAKES YOU TO EXPENSIVE RESTAURANTS      WANTS YOU TO COOK FOR HIM
-10 for making you wear panty hose               +10 for eating your food

EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN YOUR WORK       EXTREMELY INTERESTED IN HIS WORK
-10 for asking too many questions                 +10 for making you a good listener

TALKS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS                            NEVER TALKS ABOUT HIS FEELINGS
-10 because his feelings are never               +10 for allowing you to fantasize
in sync with yours                                             about how he feels about you

BRINGS YOU ROSES FOR NO REASON           NEVER PROMISED YOU A ROSE GARDEN
-10 for making you feel guilty                        +10 for honesty
for accepting gifts

ALWAYS DRESSES NEAT AND CLEAN              DOESN'T CARE ABOUT CLOTHES
-10 for always wearing geeky jeans             +10 for looking great naked

TELLS STUPID JOKES                                        TELLS STUPID JOKES
-10 for boredom                                               +10 for making you laugh

*BONUS POINTS*                                              *BONUS POINTS*
+10 for driving a nice car                               +250 for being a great kisser

*TOTAL SCORE*                                                 *TOTAL SCORE*
Nice Guys: -110                                                  Bad Boys +370

And the bad guy wins! Everyone should become Sephiroth!
From a female friend's blog. Feel kinda weird for a guy to post this, but it felt semi-true.

Clown and Prince

There are 2 type of person that would make a princess happy... One would be a clown the other would be the prince.

A clown is the type, that will make her laugh, doing something stupid, whether deliberately or not.
That could make her laugh out loud, doing stuffs, trying to make her happy for the moment.
That would know she is probably way beyond reach.

A prince is the type, that did make her smile from the bottom of the heart.
That would do little sweet stuffs that would make her have the lingering happiness.

Both of which provide happiness, just different kind. But the princess would most probably choose the prince as the partner, boyfriend, and the clown as a good friend, the shoulder-in-need.

I am no prince, I wish I was one though. Sadly, I am losing my ability as a clown. I dunno how to make people smile anymore.